
So, I decided to manipulate the recently found picture of our favorite Olympian, Michael Phelps, taking a huge rip off a bong in his cool, backwards facing hat. How scandalous! A college kid smoking pot? We should probably hold it against him when he's really popular and doing well for himself, because what you do in college should follow you foreverrrrrr.
Tsk Tsk Michael Phelps!
Shut up. Listen, I don't really care for the guy, or even know if he's even a good person. But just because a picture of somebody hitting a Roar (I approve of this, anyway) back in their early 20's doesn't mean shit.
So I gave them something else to talk about. He's sucking on a huge Popsicle now and what are you going to do about it? Talk about it on the news? Make a huge fuckin deal about it? Have everybody in the country (most of which probably smoked in their college days) talking about how irresponsible Michael Phelps is for being a human being and wanting to not be such a tight ass? Ruin the poor guys career because he smoked up a couple times, had a little fun, had a few ego challenging experiences? Huh?
I'm all about commenting on the absolute nonsense our country becomes infatuated with. I'm pretty tolerant of most views, attitudes, personalities, etc. But when it comes to crossing the line of stupidity, I get a little pissed of. In my project, I plan to comment a little bit about the big family on tv craze. One big family in particular who are especially annoying.
Well fuck this shit! Michael Phelps buddy, I'm on your side. Its orange flavored for ya man! Lick up!